Coming to you from Selene City the only city on the Lunar surface, I'm Wolfgang G. Smythe your host for today. If you recognise the name that is because my father is infamously known for traveling the one mile stretch of Thunder Road alive for a blonde lass who eventually bore me. Mom emigrated once she had me as far as away as possible and here we are on the Moon. Well that's my life in an empty O2 tank lets move on with today's news!
...the land is covered in different kinds of rock, red, yellow, green...Don't worry folks the shielding has not gone on my dome I was just reciting from Jeff Wayne's Musical The War of the Worlds which I am sure you are all aware is going to be the opening spectacle of the 25th Anniversary Selene City Gala on the Mare Serenitatis or those of you that do not speak dead languages like Latin the Sea of Serenity. From what I hear they have remastered the 2D stage performances into the new solid 3D it is going to knock your O2 tube clean off. Plus they has messed with the story line a little to include the Dwells and the Greys and that is exactly how conspiracy theories get started, more on that later.
The Gala is taking in place in the recently finished Retrograde Art Installation Flare! Which does not only house the The War of the Worlds exhibit but many others including H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu and my inside sources tell me that they will be handing out the Red Capsules for a ride that literally loses your mind! Apparently red capsules are bad for you but they said that about Black and Blue meats.
The tickets are all sold but you can still watch the event live from dome.
The latest from the Earth bound conspiracy theorists is that Jane Everfall is in league with the Dwells and the Greys, they have secret base on the dark side. Well I have been to the dark side on a number of occasions and guys there is absolutely nothing there aside from the DSO, it is quite dark though.
Jane Everfall CEO of Portal Industries is not only one of the founding fathers of Selene City along the Russian and Chinese contingents but has made Selene City self-sufficient. Jane Everfall is Supreme!
We are the Federation! No Conspiracy Here!
There have been rumours floating through the airlocks about a D-Shift on the dark side but you know what they say about rumours...there just rumours.
More laters...
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