Ob: Well if you are going to use non-standard form then do not bother. And in answer to your question it was set to 9Waver.
Ib: How exactly does a Chameleon suit disguise itself as nine staggeringly large tentacles?
Ob: Well apparently it is actually nine Chameleon suits joined together and for your information there have been many studies showing that 9Waver creates complex mathematical equations by waving its tentacles.
Ib: Or perhaps it is just waving hello, so you have set the suit to the bipedal sub-species right?
Ob: Yes, it should create you as a crowd of nine different people. I suggest however avoiding all forms of high energy just in case.
Ib: In case of what?
Ob: Well the suits do operate on bending light waves so it does use up a lot of energy but the wrong sort of energy might cause a disruption in its matrix.
Ib: You are filling me with so much confidence right now.
Ob: Of course, I mean what could possibly go wrong, there is no indication that the species have that sort of technology to cause an issue.
Ib: Right! I just remembered what IGal said about the artifacts being hidden in hydrogen.
Ob: What do mean, how do you hide inside an atom?
Ib: Not the atom. Did not you think it was odd that the hydrogen wall round this planetary system was so dense?
Ob: Well it was a bit foggy.
Ib: A bit, the navigational computer had a mental breakdown we had to coax it back to normal space with images of comets and stars.
Ob: That computer has always been a bit weird, remember that time in the trinary star system of Ben't 4. It insisted on reversing the ship into orbit.
Ib: I seemed to remember that was your fault because you had reversed the polarity on the rear thruster array.
Ob: Not my fault the maintenance guide said that would fix the problem with the ion grill.
Ib: That guide was for the ion grill not the ship.
Ob: But it clearly stated to turn the knob fully to the middle on the back of the thruster array.
Ib: I think you mis-read it, it said Toaster array.
Ob: Why did you put the ion grill in that bay in the first place?
Ib: Because you kept making the entire ship smell of Trilon bait.
Ob: You have feed them you know, if they have not eaten they can be quite violent at times.
Ib: I think perhaps we need to return to the correct orbit and the matter of this artifact.
Ob: Fine, are you saying this planetary system has been hidden on purpose?
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