Human Interlude #3
Mr President: What is that some form of trading instrument I have never heard of before or perhaps a currency from one of those really small countries like England.
J: Mr President please do not talk like that the walls have ears.
Mr President: I do not see any ears looks flat to me.
J: Well technically the walls in here are curved which is why everything is bent to hell.
Mr President: Language!
J: What hell?
Mr President: No 'bent' we do not want people knowing what I really...
J: But they already..err..Yes Mr President. Mr Berg your science adviser can best explain it.
Mr Berg: NTI Mr President stands for Non-Terrestrial Intelligence.
Mr President's hair: is there any other kind.
Mr Berg: What did you say I couldn't hear what you said. Mr President have you been putting that oil I gave you on your hair?
Mr President: I did not say anything. Lets nuke them get rid of two stones with one errr.
Mr Berg: Mr President I think nuking a member of NATO would be a bad idea.
Mr President: How about a tweet, it is amazing how much money you can make with a single tweet.
J: Mr President I think a tweet might be worse than nuking them, remember Bob sir.
Mr President: Bob that bobs around, that's pretty funny.
J: Yes Mr President very droll your wit astounds me at times. Can we get back to the matter at hand Mr President what do you want to do in Turkey.
Mr President: Let them handle it, I'm the President of the United...
J: States sir.
Mr President: Yes I know, have they delivered my new quilt yet with the stars on the inside?
Mr Berg: But Mr President I think we should address the problem in Turkey, this could be a prelude to war by the NTIs.
Mr President's hair: Only if they are stupid.
Mr President: I think we should play golf this afternoon if I'm not allowed to blow stuff up or send a tweet it has to be golf.
Mr Berg & J: Yes Mr President.
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