some time ago...
WARNING! WARNING! Anomaly detected!
Initiate Hibernation De-sequence
Signal Located
Initiate Communications
some time now...
Ib: one down two to go.
T1: What did you say?
Ib: I was wondering about the history of the statue you are searching for?
T1: I don't care about history, its a paying job.
Ib: Your just a mercenary then?
T1: Not just a I am The Mercenary!
Ib: I do know a little bit about art myself and that statue looks like it was made by young humans.
T1: I thought you said you hadn't see it.
Ib: I have seen it in images that is why I am here to see it physically.
T1: Really, you came to see something that you say was made by kids. Where exactly are you from?
Ib: Lots of different places.
T1: Really! I think you have more a hands behind your back than you are saying. I think we need to shake you up.
Ib: Wait! Do not something you may...
T1: Too late.
Ib: OB!!! Why exactly is my face squashed against the ceiling? I can barely move!
Ob: They must be using s-waves to create negative mass. Try resetting the suit it should cancel the waves out.
T1: Who are speaking to? Who are you?
Ib: Turn both our signals down I cannot reach control.
Ob: One interval.
Ib: One of my other selves just found the RSK, locator is attached.
Ob: Received, well that is an ugly looking thing.
Ib: I can reset the suit now, errr Ob can you do it remotely.
Ob: One interval.
Human Interlude #2
J: Mr President there has been an incident in Turkey.
Mr President: Agent J are they complaining about the tariffs already.
J: Mr President my name is not Agent J that was just some film you watched please try to remember that. The incident incurred in the national museum involving a giant tentacled creature.
Mr President: Perhaps one of the ex-CIA directors knows something?
J: Mr President you have revoked all their clearances they can't help you.
Mr President: Maybe Mr Fox on the box knows?
J: Mr President that box doesn't know everything and it only tells you stuff you want to hear.
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